On the one hand, part of me knows that that guy looks completely fucking ridiculous.
On the other hand, I would sell my firstborn to own a Pokemon game and be able to play it like that.
the next disney movie
Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.
This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.
1. It keeps him on the ground.
You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.
2. To check on his physique.
As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.
3. Object permanence.
Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.
I hope this helps.
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this
IM FUCKING SCREAMING
IM IN FUCKING STITCHES
the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it
so glad his leg isnt broken
And the highest paid public employee in your state is…
are you fucking kidding me
Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?
LAVERNE COX IS NOW FIFTH BELOW JUSTIN BIEBER AND KATY PERRY ON THE TIMES POLL. PLEASE CONSIDER VOTING HER UP AND VOTING DOWN BIEBER AND PERRY!!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND TIME IS CRUCIAL!!!!